From the acclaimed author of Simon Vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda. - Seventeen-year-old Molly Peskin-Suso knows all about unrequited love - she´s lived through it twenty-six times. She crushes hard and crushes often, but always in secret. Because no matter how many times her twin sister, Cassie, tells her to woman up, Molly can´t stomach the idea of rejection. So she´s careful. Fat girls always have to be careful. Then a cute new girl enters Cassie´s orbit, and for the first time ever, Molly´s cynical twin is a lovesick mess. Meanwhile, Molly´s totally not dying of loneliness - except for the part where she is. Luckily, Cassie´s new girlfriend comes with a cute hipster-boy sidekick. Will is funny, flirtatious, and just might be perfect crush material. Maybe more than crush material. And if Molly can win him over, she´ll get her first kiss and she´ll get her twin back. There´s only one problem: Molly´s coworker, Reid. He´s an awkward Tolkien superfan, and there´s absolutely no way Molly could fall for him. Right?